Thanksgiving is quickly approaching and you can debate the meaning and motivations behind it all you want. Does it mean stuff your face? Is it just a speed bump on the way to almighty Christmas? Is it a reminder of the white man’s ability to rewrite history?
Personally, I like to think of it as a time to be thankful of what we have. Be it family, friends, Lady Gaga, the Hitachi Magic Wand, your lover’s tongue, or Sasha’s Grey’s ass…we want to know. Don’t think that we want something for nothing, though. We’ll pay you for your confessions of gratitude!
If you’ve been reading our site for awhile, you know that we are a big fan of the restraint system. If not, well shame on you..and you can read our review here.
So all you have to do is leave a comment on this post telling us what you are thankful for. Then we will use our not-at-all arbitrary system for picking the best one and send that person the uber-nifty restraint system. Extra points for being thankful for sex-related things!
Deadline for comments is the big day — November 26th.