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Review: Xtreme Pack Mini G-Spot Bullet

Review: Xtreme Pack Mini G-Spot Bullet

Mimi The Xtreme Pack Mimi G-spot Bullet is a brightly coloured green and purple with flashing red lights, a toy reminiscent of a handheld video game system, minus the PEW-PEW shooting noise. It really does seem like a toy. But the Xtreme Pack means business. The 2.25 x 1 bullet vibrator plugs into a plastic […]

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Fleshlight Ice Review

The Fleshlight Ice is a modern wonder of fake vagina technology. It is by far the best non-animate thing that I’ve ever had the pleasure of sticking my dick in.

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Undressed V-Cards for Sale!

As you may or may not have noticed, an Etsy widget has appeared on our sidebar with images of fantastic, handmade Valentine’s Day cards and you may or may not have clicked on it to discover even more cards and an illustration. If you have not, you should! To entice you further, we’ve made this […]

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Sexy Star Reviews: Jiz Lee

This post is a guest post by the sexy and fabulous Jiz Lee. As the sexiness that is Jiz Lee will not be contained, this post is slightly racier than our others. I’m sure you won’t mind ; ) Vixen Maverick Dildo provided by Sugar’s Lip Service Vixen’s Maverick Dildo is 2×7 aka My Favorite Cock Being […]

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My BFF

Doc Johnson’s My BFF provided for review by funlove Joseph This vibrator reminds me of a tentacle. An overweight one. Like maybe an octopus with low self esteem that compulsively overeats. It is six inches long and knobby. It has a twist dial at the base that controls the strength of the vibration. Oh, and it […]

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Aslan Silicone Ball Gag

Aslan Silicone Ball Gag provided for review by Babeland Kayla The Silicone Ball Gag from Babeland is an amazing ball gag. I’ve been searching for a long time to attempt to find a ball gag that was both comfortable and the right size, and it’s been a difficult search. Many people seem to be able to […]

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Update: Where’d we disappear to?

I’m going to keep this short for reasons that are about to be very obvious. Joseph’s father is in the ICU at the hospital and a few other difficulties (though minor by comparison) have flared up. We know that you live and breathe for Undressed Reviews, but I’m sure you can find something to sustain you elsewhere […]

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A friendly reminder

Hey! Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and we have the perfect gift for your sweetie (s). Handmade raunchy Valentine’s Day Cards! They are $2 only (just like the chips) and will get you way more than $2 in bootie! The chips are full of processed crap. Our cards are full of love. Just in case […]

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Review: Basic breathe-easy ball gag

Basic breathe-easy ball gag provided for review by Eden Fantasys Joseph This is my first experience with a manufactured gag. I mean, I can’t say that it is my first experience with a gag because arguably anything that can be crammed in a mouth is a gag and I’ve had so many things crammed in my […]