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Allow us to explain

When we started Him and Her Sex Toy Review, it was not very important to us and, accordingly, it was rather ambiguous with infrequent posts mixed in with occasional explicit verbosity, plus bits and pieces of our own individual values. Gradually, a greater sense of clarity emerged in our concerns about relationship, sexual, health, education, […]

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ID Glide

ID Glide provided for review by productEROTICA.com Mimi Frankly, we have such a large stash of lube samples that it can be hard keeping track of what we’re using and when – unless of course one of them stands out as being especially bad – and ID Glide could rather easily get lost in the mix […]

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Do it Yourself (Heh) Spreader Bar

This is an appropriate first to our “Do it Yourself (heh)” section since I did it so badly. First, what is a spreader bar? I’m going to field that question with a bulleted list. • Bar • Used to spread things Sarcasm aside, it is simply a thin, hard object used to hold things like […]

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Contest — We screwed up!

We recently screwed up. We mismanaged our various wishlists of sex toys and ended up with two of Tantus’ Bend Over Beginner kits because it was on two lists. Whoops. Now you can be the most fashionable mannequin torso on your block! We thought the best way to deal with our excess booty would be to give it […]

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Contest — What are you Thankful for?

Thanksgiving is quickly approaching and you can debate the meaning and motivations behind it all you want. Does it mean stuff your face? Is it just a speed bump on the way to almighty Christmas? Is it a reminder of the white man’s ability to rewrite history? Personally, I like to think of it as […]

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Thumbelina

Vibratex’s Tumbelina provided for review by Babeland Joseph The Thumbelina is what is commonly referred to as a rabbit or dual stimulation vibe. It’s pretty obvious why. They are designed with dual stimulation in mind; Internal (often G-spot) stimulation and external clitoral. The rabbit name comes from the fact that the clitoral tickler resembles the ears […]

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Succulent Blossom

Joseph Oh my. Where to start? I guess I’ll start with the packaging. It is quite a thing in and of itself. It is cramped with silly, inappropriate phrases, poorly made logos, an obligatory naked woman, a picture of the product, and an inexplicable bubble with the word “earth” in it. I can’t imagine why. […]

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Under the Bed Restraint System from Sportsheets

Mimi Sportsheets’ Under the Bed Restraint System is difficult to write about because it’s a simple design that functions exactly as it appears on the packaging. Four cuffs are attached to four 60-inch restraint straps, connected together by a 60-inch strap that goes underneath your mattress length-wise. The cuffs have velco enclosures and the straps […]

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‘What Are You Thankful For?’ Contest Winner!

Our first contest was a colossal failure. We did not have a single entry. We cried a little. Our second contest was as large a success as the first was a failure. We had a veritable smorgasbord of comments to choose from and it was a very difficult choice. It took us almost two full […]

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Guest Review: Under the Bed Restraint System (V and Z)

So, after months of pussy-footing around, we finally have our first Guest Reviewers ready to post. As you may have read in our Guest Reviewers section, we are inviting Average Joes and Janes to become periodical reviewers for our site in an attempt to expand the dialog that occurs here. They will be writing reviews for products […]